Product Placement Thursday

Let me explain a little bit about this week's ad. My wacky students pondered the question- what if someone was crazy enough to bite a baby and turn it into a vampire? Then it would be stuck as a baby forever. So they came up with a product that would age the baby while keeping it immortal. Or so it seemed, when in reality it was a product designed by the wolf pack to kill vampires. Crazy? Yes. Entertaining? Always. I introduce Were-Squirrel Blood.